Do I Sound PG? Very Confusing Cycle!!

I'm 26, never been pregnant. I'm fairly regular. I have a 26 day cycle. Ovulation is very noticeable. I get tons of EWCM for 1-2 days and O cramps. Then I'm very dry until about a week before my period. The week before AF I get severe cramps, and lots of white sticky cm. I never spot. My LP is 16 days. This cycle has me so confused! It is unlike anything I've ever experienced before. I'm not under stress, no diet changes, nothing unusual happening around me. I had my last period on Dec. 6th - Dec. 12th. I ovulated on Dec. 25th. (A week late, should have been the 16th - 18th)We BD'd on Dec. 23rd and Dec. 25th. At 5dpo I had yellow cm. Just a little twice. At 6dpo I started spotting a tiny bit. Just a few drops on a pantyliner. Then symptoms started:Backache, sore breasts, fatigue, tightness feeling in my stomach. Took a ($ tree) test on Jan. 1st (Should have been first day of AF but O delayed by a week, so 7dpo) and it was an evap. Tested next morning,BFN. On Jan. 4th (10dpo) I got globs of EWCM. Never had ewcm more than 1-2 days during Ovulation. So I thought maybe I hadn't really ovulated yet. Seemed weird though after all my symptoms. BD'd that night/morning just in case. Cm dried up the next day. The following night (2dpo, I guess.) I was up all night with severe hot flashes. The next day BF "just knew I PG". I took a test, BFN. By (4dpo?)Tested again, BFN. As the days went on I got more and more symptoms: sore nipples, nausea, craving sweets and spicy food, increased appetite, headaches, irritable, frequent pee trips, very vivid PG dreams, on and on. CM has increased so much. I was running a fever off and on for 2 days. Its now 9 dpo and I have so many symptoms on and off. I really do believe I'm PG. Tested again this morning, BFN again!