Conception Ambiguities

So I swear I have all the pregnancy symptoms and could possibly be about 4 wks along, I am due this Thurs. (8/20) I am nautious, very gassy (burping a lot), crampy (lower back and belly) and exhausted. I did use the ept digital early detection urine test (the ones that says up to 5 days before your missed period) and of course I got a bfn...though I did read on the side that it's only 54% accurate 4 days before your missed period. Is it possible it's too early?? I swear these are not phantom symptoms I really am feeling crappy...anyone else in the same boat?

I took my other test today and all i could see was what i think was an evap. according to my chart i'm 33 day average cycle and i'm on cycle day 42 ???? why am i getting a negative???? should i buy a different pregnancy test.. wait? idk.

I came off the pill, and in between my withdrawal bleed and my first normal period was 36 days, I think. Now, the following month I am on day 31 of my cycle with no sign of af...

The problem is, I don't know if it's late or not - was that first cycle longer because I had just come of the pill and it took a while to kick the hormones out, or do I just have longer than average cycles? I took a HPT on CD 28 but it was negative... just not sure if that's too early if my cycle is actually longer than 28 days?

I have had odd cramping for a couple of weeks, slight breast tenderness but nothing much and just been feeling a bit more tired than usual - but these could so easily be all in my head. I know I should just wait, but the waiting is so hard! I don't want to test again for another week because BFNs are so depressing!

I am 23 years old and never had cycles longer than 28-30ish days before taking the pill. I just wondered if anyone else had longer cycles after the pill, or if it's just the first one/few that seem to be longer?

My cycle is very strange... an average of 34 days. But last month I had a 28 day cycle which is very odd for me bc I have never had such a short cycle(ive been tracking). My husband and I are trying to concieve with no luck. I HPT whenever I feel this might be it. So this month, we tryed for a 28 day cycle and a 34 day cycle. That way we cant miss lol. However is it possible to flood the cervix and none of his soldiers make it through. Took a test today day 29, BFN. What do I do.

According to an ovulation kit, I have experienced my LHY surge ...and i have moderate cramping on my right side...

Is this normal? I've never had cramping during ovulation time!..

Help please!

Hi I am now one day late on my period acording to my average cycle length of 29 days.... I am too scared to take a test as I have seen soooo many BFNresults in the past. My breasts are very tender and I have been experiencing bouts of nausea and heartburn?!! Is this my body and mind playing tricks on me?Please any advice and thoughts would be great??