Claimed my spot at church forever!

I've had several embarrassing moments (check out my comment posted under "Boyfriend's bed... lol!") but this one was religiously public!! One of the things you'll notice about regular church folk is they are territorial about where they sit at Sunday services. But I forever claimed my spot in the most embarrassing way...I had started that morning so on day one of course I have to change every hour on the hour, b/c it is Niagara Falls down there!! That morning's guest preacher asked to refrain from standing too much, b/c he'd be brief and didn't want anyone to miss what he had to share. Needless to say "brief" turned into a two hour sermon, so as soon as he wrapped up I jumped out of my seat and began excusing myself out of the pew. But I was stopped by my friend who pulled me down to sit and tell me that I had a HUGE stain on my dress. We turned back to where I had been sitting originally and my crush and his brothers (who had been sitting behind me) were looking down and laughing at the matching stain I had left behind. I was mortified! I ran to the bathroom hoping to escape it all, but I was followed by six or seven of the deacon women who all had an opinion of how I could get the stain off of my dress. Then after two hours or so (with a clean, but wet dress) I walked back to the pew, to find those same women and more (incl. my crush's mom) hovering over my seat discussing how I was going to have to clean it. My friend's were great though, they made me laugh it off by saying I wouldn't have to worry about being early anymore, 'cause no one would ever take my seat again! lol.